Monday, October 6, 2008

DEAR HARPER,

Dear Harper,
Why do you poop everytime you're in the bath? It makes me never want to bathe you again. Seriously, I do not like fishing poops out of the drain with Q-tips. I never feel like I can clean the tub enough after you dispose of your waste. Yes I know it's a nice warm bath, it relaxes you, I get it. But enoughs enough, no more poops in the tub!
Love, Mom

8 comments:

cJb said...

He is truly becoming a Schultz boy!

Beth said...

Oh the good ol days...Words of Dad Witten...These are the best days of your life. One day you will miss cleaning poop in the tub.

Christy said...

Hahaha. Oh my gosh. The girls and I are laughing so hard. You really made it sound like it was going to be this sentimental letter. And ya, Xoe used to do that all the time, and I had another kid in the bath with her. We had to "clear the pool" and then I had to re-wash both of them. And hers was more liquidy. Nasty!

kristyn said...

I love that poop face that Harper is making!! Is it just little pooplets in the bath or is it a looser consistency?

Cathy Woodruff said...

He is taking after his uncle Drew! Ruth you are sooooo lucky that you are the youngest! Drew always took a dump in the tub (it was not little pooplets it was BIG turds). We would always make Terri take a bath with him since she was the youngest. She would hated it. One time instead of taking a bath with him in the tub she tried bathing him in the sink and he put his finger in the light socket and almost electrocuted both him and Terri. Thank goodness Steve had the sense to turn off the lights. We always called Drew Do Do. He was one big poop mess. He was always full of it (poop)

Ryan And His 3 Girls: said...

LOL! I seriously just had to clean poop out of the bathtub yesterday! Yes, my 2 1/2 year old STILL poops in the tub! It's soooo gross!

Nathan said...

Ummmm...Just for the record...Cathy, I am the one who saved Terri and Drew's life. Just ask Terri, I reminded her every time she didn't do what I wanted.

Beth said...

That last comment was not from Nathan...(If you wondering how Nathan saved Terri & Drew) it was from me, i didn't realize I was signed under Nathan's name