Dinner time at the Schultz house goes something like this.................. ( don't judge )
Max- what is this on my pizza?
Me- It's barbecue sauce
Max- WHAT? Barbecue sauce?!! Yuck! Why couldn't you use ketchup?
Ollie- For crying out loud!!
Ollie -Mom I got something for you. (He then puts his bum on me and he toots) I tooted. HAHAHA, is that funny?
Family- All laughing
Me- Now boys that is funny in our house but maybe not at someone elses house OK? So we can only do that in our house. Not at church or school.
Ollie- Can we do it at Rockys, cuz he would thinks it's hilarious.
Max- Mom you know whats weird? You are skinny but your toots travel far. Like from there all the way to here. And Dad is fat but his toots are loud and stay right here. And my toots just walk around the house whistling.
Scott- Wow thats really quite true.
This is what life is like when you have all boys.