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So I have mentioned that I'm knocked up? Well I am. So please forgive me for anything I do or say for the next 9 months. Anyways, Ollie is really interested in the whole pregnancy thing. He is always asking a ton of questions.....
Ollie- Mom, I know how you get pregnant.
Me- ( crap, here it comes)Oh really? How? (I am know holding my breath waiting for his answer)
Ollie- You have to get really fat.
Me-(exhale) Yes that is exactly how you get pregnant. So basically 70% of the world is prego in Ollie's eyes.

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Ollie- Mom, you know when i was a baby and you thought I couldn't talk? Well, I could. I just talked in in my brain.

Me- I knew it. My son, evil genius.

Ollie's preschool graduation

A month ago Ollie graduated from Tiny Tots. He was really excited to be done with "baby" school and be a kindergartner now. The school put on a little program where they sang songs, it was really cute. Ollie took things very seriously. He never smiled, he was all business.

He was trying to get my attention to tell me to take pictures of him.

They had all the kids say their names. Ollie of course said his full name,

OLIVER BEN SCHULTZ

This is Ollie's cousin June, she refused to look at her Mom and Dad. Isn't she cute.

Ollie getting his diploma. They asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up. Ollie said a fireman(news to me). He later told me that he lied to everyone and that he really wants to be a Dog Whisperer.

Miss Irene and Miss Robbins

It was so much fun to have Grammy and Papa there. Note the bouquet of roses Ollie has. He HAD to get them to hand out to all his ladies, Grammy got two!

It's so weird to think that my little guy is going to leave me next year to go to big boy school. I'm kinda sad.

My Inner bi*&%

Sometimes I surprise myself. Last night I went to the movies with some lady friends. I went in early to save the seats, it was really crowded. I needed 4 seats and a place for a baby.(or so i thought)I found 2 above the 1 empty handicap seat (perfect for baby plus 1) I then noticed that the 2 people next to me had a empty seat next to them, so I thought i would just sit there. I wasn't even going to ask them to move over or anything. So I asked the lady"Is that seat taken?" She said" Oh I have my purse on that seat" Now I have no idea where this came from," Oh, did your purse pay $10 for that seat?"(wow did that just come from my mouth) She looked at me and said really Bit&*% like, "you don't have to be rude about it." But she was still not gonna move her purse. So I said " really cuz I think your purse is being rude about it."(ooooooohhhhh)

Even though I was proud of my sassy comments she still didn't move her purse in the REALLY crowded theater. But I had met my sassy quota for the day, so my ladies and I had to find separate seats. The whole time I kept thinking, i would have loved to have gotten a manager to make her move her precious purse. Or dang, I wish Amber or Beth were here, they would really tell her off. But when it comes down to it I'm just too lazy to take it to the next level. What would you have done?

I'm kinda pathetic, huh?

The big bang theory

Heather might be right. I am starting to like the bangs more. I have been wearing them straight across more. Which do you think is better? To the side(see previous post) or straight across? Oh yeah I went shopping with My BFF last night, marched into Urban and not one stinkeye from an employee. I don't think it was the bangs so much as I actually got ready this time.

she ain't what she used to be

I have been feeling old lately. Is it the 3 kids, Harrison graduating, turning 34(in August), this list could go on and on. I went shopping at Urban Outfitters and right when I walked in I feel the workers eye on my saying "lady, Chico's is 2 stores down." I guess I should have gotten ready for the day. So I went to try some things on and when I looked in the mirror I felt Old and uncool. I needed a change. My facebook needs an update. So I went home, got my shears and chop chopped some bangs. And guess what? I still felt old and uncool. Whatever. I have only had them for 3 days. My SIL, Heather says she always hates her bangs for the first week. Hmm, I dunno.

My little Harrison is growing up

I have been apart of Harrison's life since he was like 2. I feel I have a strong bond with him, we are both the youngest of 8, we love the same music, movies, TV and style. He is the little brother that I never had, but always wanted. Last week he graduated High school!! Which is happy/sad.

1. It means I'm old (sad)

2. He gets to leave home and go to college(happy)

3. He is leaving (sad)

4. He is growing up(happy)

5. no more graduation ceremonies for a long time(happy)

Anyways I'm way proud of you, Harrison. Now go make momma proud!