Ollism 10

Thursday night Scott and I went on a date(thanks to Harrison)! The next morning Ollie jumped in our bed(really early).......

Ollie-(he almost was singing it)Soooooooo, How was your date?

Us- It was alot of fun.

Ollie- What did you dooooooo?

ME- Well, we went to the movies, got popcorn and came home and kissed.

Ollie- BOOOORRIIIIIING! Dad should have taken you on a pirate date, Arrrrgh!

             Ollie's wife is gonna be one lucky lady!

Ollism 9

Ollie came running in the house screaming this morning........

Ollie- MOM I SAW JESUS AND HEAVENLY FATHER!!!!!!( said twice really fast)

Me- (now I'm thinking he saw a bright cloud in the sky) Oh? Where?

Ollie- In a red car,  going that way!

Me- Wow, what did they look like?

Ollie- They had short beards and swirly hats on there heads( he uses his hands to describe a turban)

ME- where were they going?

Ollie- They were going really fast. I think They were delivering a prayer!

Glad you are here!

For those of you who don't know my adorable nephew, let me introduce you.....This is Porter, he is 2 years old. He has a way of greeting you that makes your heart melt. "HI ROOSEY!!" He is all boy. He can throw a ball better then Max. Anyways last Friday we had a scary incident where we almost lost this little guy. Please read his moms blog about it here. I just want to thank My Heavenly Father for this sweet little boy. 

Happy Birthday Jill!!!!

Do you have a Friend that just gets you? You know the kind, you can totally be yourself with no judgements being passed. Well that's how I feel about Jill. I know I will always have fun when I hang out with her. Jill is my go-to-person in times of joy, sorrow and if i need to air out my complaints. I know I can count on her. Thank you Steve for marrying my Best Friend. 8 months ago Jill gave out the warning that she wanted to go dancing for her Birthday. I have to say I was a little nervous to go. I had this vision of me on the dance floor wearing mom jeans, doing the step touch and snapping my fingers. I held my own though. I felt a little momish but I got my dance on. kinda......OK i think i got made fun of  by some people dancing next to us.

just a theory

But I think someone has it out for me. I know in times of war they use sleep deprivation as a torture tactic, right? Did you know lack of sleep kills more brain cells than alcohol?!! I think someone is REALLY trying to kill me.......... slowly.  My lack of sleep is catching up to me. During the day I feel like a slug. I can't finish my sentences nor have a conversation with anyone over the age of 7. Today I thought to myself I am totally going to take a nap today! I put Harper down for his morning snooze, turned on the Wii for the other guys and jumped into bed. RING RING went my phone...Beth. RING RING.......Jenny, Sheri, Brooke, Jill, Tele marketers. Fine I'll turn off my phone. TAP TAP(on my face) Can I have marshmallows? I'm hungry.............WHAAAAAA, Harper wakes up. FOR GET IT! NO nap. I am going to die today, I know it. I was just about to really lose it when my fairy-godsister, Beth came and Dropped off Nathan and took Harper. I slept for 3 hours!!!! Thank you Beth!! 

I'm BAAAAAAACK

Did you miss me? I have Plenty of reasons as to why Ive been absent. The first one is this. Yes i have been in the Twilight zone. I read, read, read and then got depressed cuz it's all over. Now what? I guess there is the movie coming out in November. Oh and I know alot of people didn't like the last book. But I Really liked it, so there.

Ollism 8

What does your child wish for? A puppy.......maybe a Unicorn? Not mine. My child wishes for world domination........

Ollie- throws a penny in the fountain with a serious look on his face.

Me- What did you wish for?

Ollie- I wished that everyone does what I say, whenever I say it.

  Heaven help me, I have given birth to Napoleon.