Deep thoughts by Max Schultz Part 2

This is Max 2nd grade picture. I guess there was a glare on his glasses, so they took them off. Doesn't he look so old? Where is my baby? He is starting to look like a teenager(sigh). He is even starting to act like one too.(bigger sigh)

Two nights ago Max couldn't sleep. So at 2:oo am I went in and lay down by him. I started rubbing my fingers through his hair, he started fidgeting....

Me- (lovingly looking at him)Do you want me to keep playing with your hair?

Max- (really deadpan) If you want to waste your time.

                             *we have plenty of pictures if you want one*

DEAR HARPER,

Dear Harper,

Why do you poop everytime you're in the bath? It makes me never want to bathe you again. Seriously, I do not like fishing poops out of the drain with Q-tips. I never feel like I can clean the tub enough after you dispose of your waste. Yes I know it's a nice warm bath, it relaxes you, I get it. But enoughs enough, no more poops in the tub!

Love, Mom

Disclaimer

Some how I mixed up my next 2 posts. To make more sense read Schultz adventures first, then Scout the crawdaddy.

Scout the crawdaddy

We took a picture of scout and the boys. 

picture 1. Notice Max is not in the picture. And Harper really wants to grab Scout.

picture2-After alot of "C'mon Max get in the picture." He stepped one step closer. Harper is still trying to get the crawdad.
picture3-Max is now getting a little more interested/brave. He notices Harper trying to get Scout.
picture4- Max Sees Harper grabbing at scout, Max freaks and tries to stop him/save his life.
Picture5- Max yells Noooooooooooo, Harper stop! Stop him, Dad!

No crawdads were hurt during these pictures.

Schultz Adventures

Saturday we had a mighty adventure! We put on our rain boots, got some buckets and went in the stream(cesspool) at arovista park. The mission? Find treasures!!!! First off I dressed my boys way to cute to go stomping around in the stream o' filth. But After a couple of be carefuls, i decided to just let go. After all i probably should have been more concerned with toxic waste entering their bodies. Today we had a special mission. We were on a hunt for crystals, gold and tadpoles. We found....... a golfball, baseball and crawdad! Max found the crawdaddy. He was pretty excited/scared. He named Scout. He is currently living in a Tupperware container in our backyard. He actually was pretty stressed about the guy. See above post.

Ollism 12

Like mother, like son........

Ollie - MOM come here!!!

i run into the play room. Ollie points at the TV

Ollie- I-need-that-bag. I-neeeeeeed-that-bag!(it's an infomercial for the Buxton bag)

Me- Why do you need that bag?

Ollie- Because mom, it will carry my phone, water and "sunbrella".

 If the bag wasn't so ugly, I might have been tempted.

Tagged UHgain

This time Jill tagged me and I thought what the hay. This one is called........

The 5

ten years ago I was.......

1. alot less responsible

2. child free (thus explaining #1)

3. Scott and i lived in our condo and Ben was our roommate or was it Ammon?

4. I drove a 61 falcon

5. I slept in almost every day

 

5 things on my "to do" list.....

1. workout

2. take Max to the eye doctors

3.  clean up

4. get my hair done ( not gonna happen)

5. read "You, the owners manual"

5 snacks I enjoy.........

 Unlike Jill I am a snacker. I love eating.

1. Homemade cookies

2. string cheese

3. sprinkles cupcakes

3. Hummus and freshly toasted pita

4. Mangoes with lime

5. 100 calorie klondike bars

5 places i have lived

1. Cypress, CA

2. Morgan Hill, CA

3.Yorba Linda, CA

4. Fullerton, CA

5. Brea , CA

This is actually ALL the places I have lived

5 jobs I have had........

1. cleaned model homes, this was my first job courtesy of Beth

2. Cinnamon works(bakery)

3. Photography assistant(once again Beth)

4. Receptionists at a hair salon

5. Hairstylist

5 things I would do if I was a multi-millionaire........

1. Move out of my 900 square foot home

2. get a personal trainer

3. Help out my friends and family

4. Have an entourage. You know pay people to be my friend and hang out with me all day

5. Buy things that are not on sale

5 people I tag are.......

1. Beth

2. Heather W.

3. Jana

4. Amber and Christy

5. Cambi