Me- Ollie you've already played your Wii for the day.
Ollie- (looking me right in the eye with a sly smile) Mom your sooooooooooooooo stup......endous. Your stupendous mom.
Me -Wow, good one
Where did my 4 year old pick up the word stupendous?
Ollie was having difficulty dressing himself today. There was some sassy talk and I have to admit he brought me down to his level.
Me- Get dressed Ollie!
Ollie- Noooo, your being a brat mom.
Me- YOUR being a brat.
Ollie- Uhhhh.... only girls can be brats mom.
Me- Well what are you then?
Ollie- (this was said very matter of fact) A King. Girls are brats and boys are Kings. (duh)
So since I'm King I don't have to get dressed.
Seriously? I'm totally screwed.